Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the…
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New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the…
Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. It was nearly unanimous that girls were easy…
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license…
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.…
“I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw supposed to be?” asks the brunette. “According to…
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck…
A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes after a church service. His friend ask “Dale, what the hell happened to your face?” “When…
A milkman who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse. Says to his eldest son: “To you,…
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s…