You see, I’m sterile. Not the kind of thing you bring up on a first date, right? I kept it a secret from my first girlfriend for as long as I could, terrified that if she found out, she’d leave me. After all, who wants to date someone who can’t have kids? Turns out, my fear wasn’t unfounded. When I finally worked up the courage to tell her, she left me. Boom—heartbroken, depressed, and spending the next year questioning my worth.

And so, my relationships after that? Well, let’s just say they didn’t lead anywhere either. The fear of rejection kept me from being fully honest, and I kept living in this cycle of doubt and disappointment. I started thinking, “Maybe I’m just not cut out for love.”

Then, about six months ago, I met someone new. She was amazing—funny, kind, and way out of my league (I’ll admit it). I fell head over heels in love with her, but there was that same old fear holding me back. “What if she leaves me too? What if she can’t see past this? I can’t go through this again…” But this time, something was different. I knew I had to be open with her—if I didn’t, I’d never know what could happen.

So, I did it. I told her everything. I waited for her reaction, heart pounding in my chest. And you know what she said? “That’s okay, we can always adopt in the future.”

Wait. What? That’s it? There was no dramatic exit, no angry words, no “I’m outta here.” Just understanding. And I—being the emotional mess I am—started crying. Not from sadness, but from relief. It was as if the weight of the world had been lifted off my shoulders. In that moment, I knew she was the one. I didn’t just want to be with her, I wanted to marry her.

Moral of the Story: Sometimes, the things we fear the most turn out to be much smaller obstacles than we imagined. We’re often scared of rejection, but true love isn’t about perfection—it’s about acceptance. Being honest might feel terrifying, but it could lead to something far better than you ever expected. So, take a leap of faith and be yourself—because sometimes, the right person is waiting for you to just be real.

Who needs therapy when you have jokes like these? This collection is a five-course meal of laughter, with each joke serving a double dose of chaos and absurdity. We’ve got grandmas crying over perfect husbands, siblings trying too hard to impress Mom, and a blonde outsmarting a genius so hard he’s still recovering.

These jokes will tickle your funny bone harder than a feather in a comedy club. Get ready to laugh like no one’s watching… because they probably are, and they’re wondering why you’re in tears!

1: When I Went to the Park and Found Granny’s Crying Confession
Ever come across someone whose life seems straight out of a fairy tale, only to realize reality had the last laugh?

One breezy morning, I decided to take a walk through the park. The usual park sights greeted me — families picnicking, kids chasing each other, and joggers sweating through their morning routines. Then I spotted something unusual: a frail old lady, sitting all alone on a bench, weeping quietly into her hands.

“Excuse me, ma’am,” I said cautiously, “are you alright? Is there something I can do for you?”

She looked up at me with watery eyes and said, “Oh, young man, I have the best life anyone could ever ask for.”

This was not the answer I’d expected. Curious, I took a seat next to her. “That sounds wonderful,” I said gently. “What’s making you so upset?”

With a wistful sigh, she began her story. “I’m married to a 22-year-old man who treats me like a queen. Every morning, he brings me breakfast in bed — fresh waffles, syrup, and a latte just the way I like it. He massages my feet afterward to start my day right.”

“Wow,” I said, nodding, “that sounds amazing.”

“Oh, but there’s more,” she continued. “He cooks me a gourmet lunch every afternoon, serenades me with his guitar while I relax in the garden, and spoils me with candlelit dinners. He even writes poetry just for me!”

I was thoroughly impressed. “He plays the guitar for you? How romantic! That sounds like a dream. But why are you crying?”

She sniffled loudly, tears streaming down her cheeks. “Because… I can’t remember where I live!”

I bit my lip to suppress my laughter, but let’s just say it didn’t work. I chuckled so hard that I might’ve needed a tissue myself.

2: Three Sons Compete Over Who Got Their Elderly Mother the Best Birthday Present
Siblings love to show off, especially when it comes to pleasing their parents. But this time, their mother had the last laugh.

Gerard, Howard, and Norman were three successful brothers who wanted to outshine each other with the most impressive gift for their mother’s 90th birthday. They gathered at dinner to boast about their presents.

“I built a sprawling mansion for Mom,” Gerard said with a smug smile. “It’s got ten bedrooms, a library, and even an indoor pool.”

Howard chuckled. “That’s cute. I sent her a Tesla with a personal chauffeur who’s always on call. She’ll never have to drive herself again.”

Norman leaned back in his chair, his smile even bigger. “Amateurs. I sent Mom a brown parrot trained for twelve years by monks. It knows the entire Bible. All she has to do is name a verse, and it will recite it perfectly.”

A week later, their mother sent thank-you notes.

“Gerard,” she wrote, “the house is lovely, but it’s far too big. I only use one room, and I have to clean the entire place!”

“Howard,” she wrote, “the car is beautiful, but I don’t go out much, and the driver has a temper worse than your father’s.”

“Dearest Norman,” she wrote, “you’re the only one who truly understands me. The roast chicken was delicious. But it was pretty small.”

Norman realized his “biblical” bird had become dinner instead of delivering divine inspiration.

3: The 3 a.m. Push Request That Went Sideways

It’s one thing to ask for help, but knocking on someone’s door in the middle of the night is a whole other level of bold.

One freezing night, my husband and I were jolted awake by the loudest pounding on the door. Grumbling, he dragged himself out of bed to see who it was.

When he opened the door, a man stood on our porch, soaking wet and shivering. “Excuse me,” the guy said politely, “can you give me a push?”

My husband scowled. “Are you serious? It’s three in the morning! And it’s freezing out here!”

He slammed the door and stomped back to bed, still muttering.

“Who was it?” I asked sleepily.

“Some guy wanting a push,” he replied, clearly annoyed.

“Did you help him?”

“Help him? No way! It’s pitch dark and pouring rain!”

I gave him a look that could melt ice. “Do you remember when our car broke down last winter? Those kind strangers who pushed us out of that ditch? Don’t you think it’s our turn now?”

With a groan of defeat, he got dressed and stepped outside into the cold as I watched from the window.

“Hey, where are you?” he called out to the guy.

“Over here,” the voice replied.

“Where exactly?”

“On the swing set!”

The look on his face when he stormed back inside, dripping wet, was priceless.

4: A Recently Single Woman Buys a Flashy New Corvette
When life gives you lemons, some people buy a Corvette.

A newly divorced woman decided it was time to splurge on something that screamed independence. She drove off the lot in a shiny red Corvette and hit the highway, ready to embrace her new chapter.

Feeling the thrill of the open road, she floored it, hitting 90 mph. Then 100. But her joyride came to an abrupt halt when flashing lights appeared in her rearview mirror.

“Maybe I can outrun him,” she thought, pushing the car harder. But common sense prevailed, and she pulled over.

The officer approached, his face a mix of exhaustion and irritation. “Ma’am, I’ve had a long day. If you can give me an excuse for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

She didn’t hesitate. “Last week, my husband ran off with a cop. I thought you were trying to bring him back!”

The officer tried to keep a straight face but eventually burst into laughter. “Alright, ma’am,” he said with a chuckle. “Have a nice day.”

5: The Husband’s “Creative” Way to Handle a Hotel Bill
Some people handle unfair situations with logic. Others handle them with pure genius.

After a long drive, a couple decided to stop at a fancy hotel for some rest. Upon checking out, they were presented with a bill for $350.

“This must be a mistake,” the husband said. “We barely stayed here!”

“No mistake,” the male receptionist said cheerfully. “The fee includes access to our Olympic pool, spa, and conference center.”

“But we didn’t use any of that!”

“Yes, but they were available to you,” he replied with a grin.

The husband scribbled a check for $50 and handed it to him.

“This is only $50,” he said, puzzled.

“That’s right. I’m charging you $300 for sleeping with my wife.”

“But I didn’t!” he protested.

“Well,” the husband said with a shrug, “she was available!”

6: A Harvard Graduate Sits Next to a Young Blonde Lady on a Flight
Never underestimate anyone, especially on a long flight.

A Harvard graduate spotted a blonde woman sitting next to him on a flight and decided to have some fun. “Let’s play a game,” he suggested. “I’ll ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know, I’ll pay you $500.”

She agreed.

“What’s the exact distance between Earth and Mars?” he asked smugly.

The blonde handed him $5 without a word.

Her turn. “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”

He pondered, searched the internet, and asked everyone around, but he came up empty. Frustrated, he handed her $500.

“So, what’s the answer?” he asked.

She smiled, handed him $5, and said, “I have no idea.”

And there you have it: proof that life’s biggest laughs come from the most unexpected places. Who knew a parrot, a hotel bill, and a swing set could bring us to tears? If you’re grinning ear to ear, you’ve officially joined the “Laugh Till It Hurts” club.

Remember, a day without laughter is like a day without Wi-Fi… unbearable. Now go spread these jokes and be the hero of your next group chat!

Laughed out loud? Well, let’s keep that laughter rolling with these 4 ridiculous actions of entitled husbands that prompted their wives to teach them epic lessons that were laugh-worthy and insightful.

In the midst of a brutal blizzard that left millions of Americans stranded inside their homes, one woman defied the freezing temperatures and ventured outside in nothing but a white T-shirt—and her actions have the internet buzzing.

Captured on video by West Virginia resident Chandlar Fowler, the footage shows an unidentified brunette woman running through Morgantown in the middle of a heavy snowstorm, seemingly unconcerned about the bone-chilling cold. While most of us were curled up inside, trying to stay warm, this woman was braving the elements for reasons that remain unclear—at least to us.

The video, which quickly went viral, raised more than a few eyebrows, particularly when Fowler suggested that there may be more to this than meets the eye. One theory that has gained traction is that the woman’s desperate sprint through the snow could have been the result of a cheating scandal—possibly a way to escape a confrontation, or a hasty attempt to run home after being caught in the act.

The video, which has left many viewers in shock, continues to spread online. People are left wondering: What could have motivated her to risk it all in such a dramatic and reckless way?

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The Moral Lesson:
While the details of this woman’s actions remain unknown, her story serves as a reminder of how impulsiveness and poor decisions can sometimes spiral out of control, especially when emotions are involved. It also raises important questions about personal responsibility and how we handle situations that bring shame, guilt, or anger into our lives.

In the end, impulsive decisions—whether in relationships or in life—can have long-lasting consequences. While it’s impossible to know exactly what led to this dramatic moment, it’s a good reminder to think carefully before we act, especially when emotions are running high.

The moral of the story? Before rushing into a decision, pause and reflect. The consequences of acting on impulse may not only affect you but those around you as well.

These carefully chosen treasures are ideal for all ages, whether you’re sharing them over dinner, on a lengthy road trip, or on a leisurely Sunday at home.Family vacation packages

Prepare to laugh and grin!

The Note Under the Bed
In any marriage, there are bound to be moments of frustration, especially when one spouse feels taken for granted. This joke takes that scenario to the extreme, as a wife decides to teach her husband a lesson with a note — only to find herself caught off guard by his response.

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband came home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone… Yeah, I know, about time, right? I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… Can’t wait to see you… We’ll do all the naughty things you like.”Best gifts for your loved ones

He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…

“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread: be back in five minutes.”

The Mischievous Grandmas on a Bench
Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside of their nursing home, laughing their heads off like giggling girls.

“Now, now, ladies,” a nurse said, walking past them. “You need to get your sunshine time before tea. And behave!”

Her words only set them off again. Soon, they spotted an old man walking by and decided to have a bit of fun with him.

“We bet we can tell exactly how old you are,” one of the grandmas yelled out at him.

The old man scoffed.

“There’s no way that you can guess it, you three old fools.”

“Sure we can!” another grandma insisted. “Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age!”

“What?” he exclaimed.

Embarrassed but intrigued, the old man dropped his pants, the sunlight shining on his bottom.

The grandmas stared and whispered among themselves. And then said in unison, “You’re 91 years old!”

“How in the world did you guess?” the old man asked, shocked.

The grandmas snickered and replied,

“Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!” one grandma said as the other two collapsed into giggles again.

Refrigerator Mayhem
Suspicious of his wife’s fidelity, a man came home early and tore through the house, searching for evidence. He glanced out the window and spotted a man sitting in a Volkswagen.

Enraged, he picked up the refrigerator and hurled it out the window at the unsuspecting stranger, then had a heart attack and died.

In heaven, St. Peter listened to his story and sent him straight to hell.

Moments later, the man from the Volkswagen appeared, explaining he was minding his own business when a fridge crushed him.

St. Peter shook his head and sent him to hell, too.

Finally, a third man arrived, trembling, and said, “I don’t even know what happened. One moment, I was hiding inside a fridge…”

The Pharmacist’s Explanation
Sometimes, what starts as a simple misunderstanding can escalate quickly, leading to confrontations. This joke humorously highlights how a situation can spiral out of control when assumptions are made — until the truth comes out, leaving everyone in stitches.

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone!”

Angrily, the husband drove down to the chemist to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. However, before he could say a word, the pharmacist told him, “Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.”

“I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had locked the house with both my house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. By the time I opened up, there was already a crowd waiting. All the while, the phone kept ringing off the hook.”

“Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make the change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins; the phone was still ringing.

When I stood up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase full of perfume bottles. Believe it or not, all of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone was still ringing and would not let up, and I finally got to answer it.”

“It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer and believe me, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.”

Dear Old George’s Annual Check-Up
Without fail, George went for his annual check-up every year. He prided himself on staying fit and healthy by going on walks in the neighborhood, though age had taken its toll on his eyesight.

After his check-up, George sat and chattered with his doctor, proudly telling Dr. Stephens about his latest discovery.

“Doc, I’m blessed,” he said. “God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I’m done!”

The doctor chuckled, but a nagging curiosity led him to call George’s wife later that day.

“Maria,” he said. “Your husband’s test results are just fine. But he said something strange! He claims that God turns the lights on and off for him when he uses the bathroom at night.”

George’s wife laughed out loud.

“That old fool! He’s been peeing in the refrigerator again! I thought it was the dog!”

The Forgetful Lunch Date
During a road trip, an older couple stopped for lunch at a cozy roadside diner. After enjoying their meal, they returned to the car and hit the road.

About 40 minutes later, the wife gasped, realizing she had left her glasses on the table.

To make matters worse, it took them ages to find a place to turn around.

The husband grumbled and complained the entire way back, his frustration making the journey unbearable.

Finally, they arrived at the diner.

Just as she was stepping out of the car, her husband called after her, “While you’re in there, grab my hat and the credit card too!”

The Family Secret
Family secrets can sometimes be shocking, but they also make for some of the funniest and most unexpected stories. In this joke, a young man’s excitement about his upcoming marriage takes a surprising turn when his father reveals some startling information, leading to an even more hilarious twist.

One Sunday morning, George burst into the living room and proclaimed, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away, and her name is Susan.”

After dinner, George’s dad took him aside and said, “Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mom, George. She and I have been married for 30 years. She’s a wonderful wife and mother, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry her.”

George was heartbroken. After eight months, he eventually started dating girls again. A year later, he came home and very proudly announced, “Diane said yes! We’re getting married in June.”

Again, his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Diane is your half-sister too, George. I’m awfully sorry about this.”

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

“Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” he complained. “Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.”

His mother chuckled, shaking her head, “Don’t pay any attention to what he says. He’s not really your father.”

Grandpa Turns 100!
At Grandpa’s 100th birthday celebration, everyone marveled at how athletic and lean he looked.

“What’s your secret, Derek?” a guest asked.

“I’ll tell you,” Grandpa said, taking a forkful of cake. “I’ve been in the open air, day after day for some 75 years now.”

The crowd gasped.

“How did you keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?” someone asked.

“Well,” Grandpa began with a twinkle in his eye as he looked to Gran. “My wife and I made a pledge on our wedding night. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was wrong would go outside and take a walk!”

Horse Races and Hilarious Misunderstandings
A peaceful morning turned chaotic when a man felt a sudden smack on the back of his head.

His wife was holding a slip of paper with the name “Mary” scrawled on it.

“What’s this about?” she demanded.

“Darling,” he stammered, “Mary was the name of the horse I bet on last week at the races!”

She apologized and kissed him on the cheek. But just a few days later, she stormed into the room and slapped him across the face.

“What now?” he groaned.

“Your horse just called,” she replied icily.

The Fried Eggs Incident
Sometimes, everyday situations like cooking breakfast can become the source of a light-hearted argument between spouses. This joke takes that relatable scenario and turns it into a hilarious commentary on how we all sometimes feel the need to give unsolicited advice, especially when the roles are reversed.

A wife was making fried eggs for breakfast. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter?! They’re going to stick! Careful. Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt!”

The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “Sure you do. I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

William and Kevin’s Adventure at the Supermarket
In the supermarket, a woman watched a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson with growing admiration. The child screamed for sweets and biscuits, yet the grandad remained calm.

“Easy, William, we won’t be long… easy boy,” he said soothingly.

At the checkout, the chaos continued.

The little terror of a child threw items out of the trolley, but the grandad’s composure never wavered.

“William, William, relax buddy. Don’t get upset. Don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes. Stay cool, William. Keep your cool, William.”

Outside, the woman approached the grandfather.

“I know it’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there! William is very lucky to have you as his grandad.”

The old man smiled widely and then chuckled.

“Thanks, but I am William. This little guy’s name is Kevin!”

Whether you’re swapping these jokes with loved ones or keeping them handy for the next gathering, laughter truly is the best medicine.

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He texts back,

“I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.”

The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”

The father is telling his son stories to help him sleep.

The only sound is the murmur of dad’s voice. Two hours pass, and there’s silence in the room. The mother creeps to the door and whispers, “Is he asleep, dear?”
“Yes, Mommy,” says her son.

“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”

A dentist told a mother,

“I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.”
The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You said it was only $20!”
“Yes,” replied the dentist, “but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!”
A man is bragging about his new hearing aid.
“It’s the best I’ve ever had,” he says. “It cost $3,000.”
His friend asks, “What kind is it?”
He says, “Half past four!”

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. “This,” she said, “I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?”

“No, Madam,” replied the attendant. “That one’s called a mirror.”

A central banker walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter get it.
There a clerk asks him: “Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?”
The central banker replies: “I’m feeling rather hungry right now. You’d better cut it into eight pieces.”
I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I
decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.

“Just a minute!” I said. “Those aren’t fat-free.”
“Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!”

Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.
Tom: What do you want with an elephant?
Tim: Nothing, I just want the money.

A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8.30!”
He replies, “Why? What happened at 8.30?”

Ah, Thanksgiving — the one day we gather to give thanks, devour excessive amounts of food, and (if you’re lucky) sidestep awkward family conversations.

But Thanksgiving is also prime time for a little humor, especially when it comes to poking fun at family dynamics, food fails, and just the general chaos that comes with holiday gatherings.

Here are ten Thanksgiving jokes guaranteed to keep you laughing until dessert. So, grab a drumstick or piece of pumpkin pie, settle in, and prepare to gobble up some laughs.

1. Turkey Talkin’ Kindergarten Realizations
Picture this: I was picking up my kindergartner after school, and she couldn’t wait to share the day’s big revelation.

“Mommy!” she chirped in the car. “Today we learned that boys are different from girls.”

My grip on the steering wheel tightened as she continued — I had no clue where this was going to go.

“My teacher said that boys have a ‘thing’ girls don’t.”

I took a deep breath, waiting for what was to come. Then, Mila clarified even further.

“Girls know boys are boys because of this thing that hangs down. And boys puff up when they see a girl they like!”

I could feel my palms sweat, my brain scrambling for words. But she wasn’t done.

“Girls like it when boys’ things move when they walk. Then they get married and get cooked.”

We finally made it home, with me still trying to figure out how I was going to answer any follow-up questions from my child.

But after Mila kicked off her shoes, she proudly pulled out her art project: a crayon sketch of a turkey, tail feathers flared, snood dangling triumphantly.

She glared when I burst out laughing at her “boy.”

But, to this day, Thanksgiving turkeys make me look twice.

2. The Prayerful Player
A 17-year-old boy visits the drugstore before Thanksgiving.

“I’m invited to my girlfriend’s for dinner, and maybe…” he hinted, winking at the pharmacist.
The man slid a box of condoms over the counter.

“Good call,” said the boy, grabbing a second box with a mischievous grin. “Her mom’s pretty attractive, too.”

Fast-forward to Thanksgiving.

The girlfriend’s mom asks him to lead grace. The boy, palms sweating, launches into the longest prayer of his life. His girlfriend leans over.

“I didn’t know you were so religious!” she whispers.

He glances back, horrified.

“I didn’t know your dad was the pharmacist!”

The holidays have arrived, which means one thing for many of us: it’s turkey time! And with that comes the well-known struggle of preparing the bird for the oven.

A funny Jennie-O ad shows just how interesting things can get when you’re trying to manage a big, slippery turkey.

Making the perfect Thanksgiving meal takes a lot of work, but let’s be honest—it doesn’t always look fancy. For many people, it’s not a calm Martha Stewart moment; it feels more like a wrestling match with a 20-pound, wobbly bird.

This video has folks laughing all over the internet and features a woman’s very relatable fight with her Thanksgiving turkey.

In this clip, this brave lady faces the challenge of lifting a huge turkey out of her sink.
With water still running over it, she confidently goes in for the lift.

But just as she thinks she’ll succeed, her hands slide right off its slick surface.

Can’t you feel her pain?
She tries every angle and grip type and finally realizes she has to tackle it head-on.

She wraps her arms around that turkey like it’s a big bear hug because sometimes you’ve got to go all in.

After several tries and with determination on her face, she finally manages to yank that bird outta the sink. But as we know too well getting that turkey out isn’t always where troubles end.

Just when it seems like she’s won, the turkey slips from her grip and lands right on the kitchen floor. Her reaction? Well let’s say it’s something many cooks can relate to even if they don’t admit it!

A Thanksgiving dinner hitting the floor is pretty common; it’s not only in ads. Debbie K., for instance, shared her own story with Redbook: “I dropped my turkey after rubbing olive oil all over. I rinsed it off then rubbed oil again before cooking. Didn’t tell anyone for 10 years… I just told them last year. Oh well didn’t hurt anyone or make them sick!”

The clip is an awesome reminder holiday cooking rarely goes as planned! It reminds us when we think about Thanksgiving dinner we’re all together—mishaps included!

The waitress asks for his order.

The truckie says, “I’ll have a hamburger, chips and a coffee.” He turns to the emu, “What about you?”

“Sounds good to me, I’ll have the same,” the emu replies.

The waitress returns with their orders. “That’ll be $10.50 please.” The truckie reaches into his pocket, pulls out the exact change and pays her.

The next day, the truckie and the emu return. He repeats his order, “A hamburger, chips and a coffee, please.” The emu repeats, “Sounds good. Same for me, please.”

Once more, the truckie reaches into his pocket and produces the exact amount.

This is their routine for a couple of days. One night, the two enter again.

“I guess you’ll have the usual?” asks the waitress.

“No, it’s Friday night. I’ll have a steak, baked potatoes and a salad,” says the truckie. “Sounds great, same for me, too,” says the emu.

The waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.65.”

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer. “You’ve really got me there, mate. How do you manage to always have the exact change every time?”

“You must have something on you that represents Christmas.”

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says,

“It’s a candle.” St. Peter lets him pass.

The Welsh man jingles his keys and says,

“They’re sleigh bells.” St. Peter lets him pass.

The Irish man pulls out a G-string and bra. St. Peter says,

“How do they represent Christmas?”

Paddy says, “They’re Carols.”

Three men die on Christmas Eve and arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them with a smile and says,

“To enter heaven, you need to show me something that represents Christmas.”

The Englishman quickly flicks on his lighter and says,

“It’s a candle.”

St. Peter nods approvingly and lets him through.

Next, the Welsh man pulls out his keys and gives them a jingle, saying,

“They’re sleigh bells.”

St. Peter smiles and opens the gate for him as well.

Finally, the Irishman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a G-string and a bra. St. Peter raises an eyebrow and asks,

“How do these represent Christmas?”

The Irishman grins and says,

“They’re Carol’s.”

However, just because Halloween is near doesn’t mean we can’t show kindness. One Halloween fan shared this message in a TikTok video that has since gone viral.

Salena Webb loves Halloween. She is a mother of four from South Carolina, and like many others, she celebrates by decorating her yard with Halloween items. Salena created a whole graveyard scene in her front yard, complete with ghosts, spiderwebs, pumpkins, a witch, tombstones, and skeletons carrying a casket. It took a lot of time to set up the display. But when her neighbor came to ask her to take it down, she agreed.

Her neighbor asked her to remove some decorations to make things easier for his elderly father.

Salena shared the moment her neighbor visited her to make the request in a TikTok video. In the video, the neighbor explains, “Hey, I know you’re celebrating Halloween. My dad just got diagnosed with lung cancer. He thinks the decorations are a bit scary.” He then points to the graveyard scene and asks, “Would you mind taking just the casket out?”

Salena felt sympathetic right away. Since her neighbor’s dad often spends time in his garage, which faces her yard, she understood why removing the casket was important. “I didn’t want to be a reminder of what could happen if he doesn’t beat cancer,” she told Insider. “I didn’t want to add stress to someone else’s life.”

Salena removed the casket and gave the skeletons badminton rackets instead. She moved the more scary decorations to her backyard. “I was a little sad at first,” Salena wrote in her TikTok caption, “But I realized that taking away the casket wouldn’t hurt me, but it might help my neighbor feel better as he deals with this news. Kindness is free, and compassion goes a long way.”

Many people praised Salena for her kindness. She posted the video and asked her followers what they would have done in her situation. While some said they wouldn’t have taken down their decorations, many praised Salena for her compassion.

@thatsnorthsense

My family knows i loveeee Halloween and my decorations took me awhile to make and put up. I had just purshased the skeleton carrying the casket to go along with my graveyard to really set my halloween decor off this year I was a little sad at first but i thought about the bigger picture. Me removing my casket isnt hurting me at all but it may ease and bring my neighbor a little bit of peace as he adjusts to this news. Kindness is free and compassion goes a long way. Now what to replace it with#Thatsnorthsense #dailyvlog #compassionforothers #halloween2023 #loveyourneighborasyourself

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“Now this is what being a good neighbor is all about. Kindness doesn’t cost anything. Thank you!” one user commented.

Another person wrote, “This was beautifully handled. The world needs more people like you! God bless you!”

Salena’s neighbor also appreciated her gesture. After she took down the casket, she brought him a card and some balloons. Even though there was a language barrier between them, she could tell he was thankful. He told her, “You’re good people.”