{"id":103926,"date":"2024-12-18T15:05:49","date_gmt":"2024-12-18T08:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=103926"},"modified":"2024-12-18T15:07:40","modified_gmt":"2024-12-18T08:07:40","slug":"a-groom-waits-at-the-altar-with-a-huge-smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-groom-waits-at-the-altar-with-a-huge-smile\/","title":{"rendered":"A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile"},"content":{"rendered":"

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.\n

His best man asks, \u201cWhy do you look so excited?\u201d\n

\"\"\n

The groom replies, \u201cI just had the best BJ I have ever had in my entire life,\n

and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.\u201d\n

The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face.\n

Her maid of honor asks, \u201cWhy do you look so excited?\u201d\n

The bride replies, \u201cI just gave the last BJ of my entire life.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, \u201cWhy do you look so excited?\u201d The groom replies, \u201cI just had the best BJ I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.\u201d The bride waits\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":103939,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-103926","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/A-groom-with-a-huge-smile-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103940,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103926\/revisions\/103940"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/103939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}