{"id":103934,"date":"2024-12-18T15:14:14","date_gmt":"2024-12-18T08:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=103934"},"modified":"2025-03-07T14:49:01","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T07:49:01","slug":"a-female-secretary-was-helping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-female-secretary-was-helping\/","title":{"rendered":"A female secretary was helping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter \u2018weapon.\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She then almost died laughing at the computer\u2019s response:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>PASSWORD REJECTED. \n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>NOT LONG ENOUGH!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</b><p>A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter \u2018weapon.\u2019 Without blinking or saying\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":116541,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-103934","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/A-female-secretary-was-helping.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116542,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103934\/revisions\/116542"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/116541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>