{"id":116733,"date":"2025-03-10T10:01:02","date_gmt":"2025-03-10T03:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=116733"},"modified":"2025-03-10T10:01:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-10T03:01:25","slug":"a-honeymoon-surprise-that-left-everyone-laughing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-honeymoon-surprise-that-left-everyone-laughing\/","title":{"rendered":"A Honeymoon Surprise That Left Everyone Laughing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A newlywed couple had just returned from their honeymoon, and the young bride couldn\u2019t wait to call her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. <b>\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked, eager to hear about their romantic getaway.\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bride sighed and began, <b>\u201cOh, mother, the honeymoon was wonderful! It was so romantic, and we had a terrific time. But on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I\u2019d never heard before\u2014terrible four-letter words. You\u2019ve got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!\u201d she sobbed over the phone.\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her mother, concerned, asked, <b>\u201cBut honey, what four-letter words are you talking about?\u201d The bride hesitated, crying, <b>\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, mother, they\u2019re too awful! Just come get me, please!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</b></b><p>A newlywed couple had just returned from their honeymoon, and the young bride couldn\u2019t wait to call her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. \u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked, eager to hear about their romantic getaway. The bride sighed and began, \u201cOh, mother, the honeymoon was wonderful! It was so romantic,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":116736,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-116733","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/A-newlywed-couple-returned-from-their-honeymoon.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116737,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116733\/revisions\/116737"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/116736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p>