{"id":62178,"date":"2023-11-07T16:25:36","date_gmt":"2023-11-07T09:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62178"},"modified":"2023-11-07T16:25:36","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T09:25:36","slug":"honey-if-i-die-how-long-would-it-take-you-before-you-marry-another-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/honey-if-i-die-how-long-would-it-take-you-before-you-marry-another-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry another wife…?!"},"content":{"rendered":"
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband:\n
Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!\n
The man replied:\n
Till your grave becomes dry my love.\n
Then she said: Are you promissing me this…?\n
Husband replied: Of course darling … I promise you.\n
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.\n
And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!\n
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.\n
He then asked him: Jason what are you doing here…?\n
He replied: I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave.\n
He followed her wherever she went. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.\n
Girl: Why do you keep following me?\n
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.\n
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier then me and she’s right behind you.\n
(The Boy Tums Around)\n
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There’s no one behind me.\n
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn’t even bother to look back.\n
Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry another wife…?! A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?! The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love. Then she\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":62337,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry another wife...?! ....Till your grave becomes dry my love....","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[388,6,426,425,389],"class_list":{"0":"post-62178","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"category-uncategorized","9":"tag-husband","10":"tag-life-style","11":"tag-love","12":"tag-story","13":"tag-wife"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/1-12.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62178\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/62337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}