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Two mischievous boys, aged 8 and 10, are known for causing all sorts of trouble in their town. Their mother, hoping to discipline them, asks a preacher to speak to them.\n
The preacher agrees, but he asks to see the boys individually.The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sits the younger boy down and asks sternly, \u201cDo you know where God is, son?\u201d\n
The boy\u2019s mouth drops open, he doesn\u2019t respond but sits there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeats the question in an even sterner tone, \u201cWhere is God?!\u201d\n
The boy lowers his gaze but does not answer. The preacher raises his voice further, shakes his finger in the boy\u2019s face, and bellows, \u201cWhere is God?!\u201d\n
The boy screams and runs directly home and dives into his closet, slamming the door behind him.\n
When his older brother finds him in the closet, he asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d \u201cWhy are you shaking?\u201d\n
Gasping for breath, the younger brother replies, \u201cWe are in BIG trouble this time.\n
A man finds a magic lantern on the beach A genie comes out and says \u201cI will grand you three wishes, but I\u2019m a different type of genie, I need you to know whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double.\u201d\n
The guy is kind of amazed the genie knows about his ex-wife, but he goes ahead and starts making wishes.\n
\u201cI wish I had a million dollars.\u201d Boom, he gets a million dollars, but 2 million goes directly into his ex-wife\u2019s bank account.\n
\u201cI wish I had an enormous mansion.\u201d Boom, he gets an enormous mansion, but his ex-wife gets TWO mansions.\n
\u201cNow think carefully about your last wish, your ex wife will get double whatever it is\u201d\n
\u201cOk genie, I\u2019d like you to take me out back and beat me half to death\u201d\n
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