{"id":62825,"date":"2023-11-15T16:46:05","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T09:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62825"},"modified":"2023-11-15T16:46:05","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T09:46:05","slug":"the-wife-checked-her-husbands-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-wife-checked-her-husbands-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wife Checked Her Husband\u2019s Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>The Wife Checked Her Husband\u2019s Phone\n<figure id='\"attachment_62829\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-62829\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-large' wp-image-62829 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/4-13-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"The' wife checked her husband phone width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/4-13-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-62829\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>The Wife Checked Her Husband\u2019s Phone\n<p>The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names: \u2018The tender one\u2019 \u2018The amazing one\u2019 \u2018Lady of my dreams\u2019. She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.<br>\nThen she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.\n</p><p>She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month\u2019s salary to make up for it.\n</p><p>Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as\n</p><p>\u2018Uncle Mike the mechanic\u2019\n</p><h2>A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed\n</h2><p>A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.\n</p><p>The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d\n</p><p>His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.\n</p><p>The man says \u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>Still silence from his wife.\n</p><p>The man, giving up, says \u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d\n</p><p>Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.\n</p><p>While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,\n</p><p>\u201cDamn it! You made me lose count!\u201d\n</p><h4>Our social channel: <a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/BabyMommy.0812%5C%22">Baby &amp; Mommy\n<h5><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">SEE MORE: Funny Jokes and Stories\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wife Checked Her Husband\u2019s Phone The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names: \u2018The tender one\u2019 \u2018The amazing one\u2019 \u2018Lady of my dreams\u2019. She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. 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