{"id":62943,"date":"2023-11-17T08:45:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T01:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62943"},"modified":"2023-11-17T08:45:30","modified_gmt":"2023-11-17T01:45:30","slug":"a-little-boy-wanted-a-bicycle-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-little-boy-wanted-a-bicycle-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas\n<figure id='\"attachment_62944\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-62944\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-large' wp-image-62944 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/6-6-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' little boy wanted a bicycle for christmas width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/6-6-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-62944\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas\n<p>His mother said she didn\u2019t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one.\n</p><p>So the boy started writing out a letter. \u2018Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one year\u2026\u2019 He then crossed it out and wrote: \u2018Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one month.\u2019\n</p><p>Still he wasn\u2019t happy, so he crossed it out and wrote: \u2018Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one week.\u2019 His head in a spin, he tore up the paper and went for a walk.\n</p><p>As he passed the local church, he noticed a nativity scene. When nobody was looking, he grabbed the figure of Mary, hid it under his coat and ran home.\n</p><p>There he composed a new letter. \u2018Dear Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again\u2026\u2019\n</p><h2>\nThanksgiving Meal\n</h2><p>A young woman goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parent\u2019s house for Thanksgiving dinner.\n</p><p>This is to be her first time meeting his family, and she is very nervous.\n</p><p>They all sit down and begin eating a fine Thanksgiving meal.\n</p><p>The young lass is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the beans.\n</p><p>The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.\n</p><p>Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit, and lets out a dainty fart.\n</p><p>It wasn\u2019t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.\n</p><p>Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed\u2026\n</p><p>Her boyfriend\u2019s father looked over at the family dog that had been snoozing at the young woman\u2019s feet and said in a rather stern voice,\n</p><p>\u201cCharlie!\u201d\n</p><p>The young woman thought to herself, \u201cThis is great!\u201d and a big smile came across her face.\n</p><p>A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.\n</p><p>This time, she didn\u2019t even hesitate.\n</p><p>She let a much louder and longer one squeal.\n</p><p>The father again looked at the dog and growled,\n</p><p>\u201cGet out from under the table!\u201d\n</p><p>Once again the young lady smiled and thought, \u201cYes!\u201d\n</p><p>A few minutes later our petite heroine had to let another one free.\n</p><p>She let go a blast that rivaled a train whistle blowing!\n</p><p>Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust, and yelled,\n</p><p>\u201cMove Charlie before she shats on you!\u201d\n</p><h4>Our social channel: <a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/BabyMommy.0812%5C%22">Baby &amp; Mommy\n<h5><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">SEE MORE: Funny Jokes and Stories\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas His mother said she didn\u2019t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one. 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