{"id":62943,"date":"2023-11-17T08:45:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T01:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62943"},"modified":"2023-11-17T08:45:30","modified_gmt":"2023-11-17T01:45:30","slug":"a-little-boy-wanted-a-bicycle-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-little-boy-wanted-a-bicycle-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas\n
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A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas\n

His mother said she didn\u2019t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one.\n

So the boy started writing out a letter. \u2018Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one year\u2026\u2019 He then crossed it out and wrote: \u2018Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one month.\u2019\n

Still he wasn\u2019t happy, so he crossed it out and wrote: \u2018Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one week.\u2019 His head in a spin, he tore up the paper and went for a walk.\n

As he passed the local church, he noticed a nativity scene. When nobody was looking, he grabbed the figure of Mary, hid it under his coat and ran home.\n

There he composed a new letter. \u2018Dear Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again\u2026\u2019\n

\nThanksgiving Meal\n

A young woman goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parent\u2019s house for Thanksgiving dinner.\n

This is to be her first time meeting his family, and she is very nervous.\n

They all sit down and begin eating a fine Thanksgiving meal.\n

The young lass is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the beans.\n

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.\n

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit, and lets out a dainty fart.\n

It wasn\u2019t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.\n

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed\u2026\n

Her boyfriend\u2019s father looked over at the family dog that had been snoozing at the young woman\u2019s feet and said in a rather stern voice,\n

\u201cCharlie!\u201d\n

The young woman thought to herself, \u201cThis is great!\u201d and a big smile came across her face.\n

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.\n

This time, she didn\u2019t even hesitate.\n

She let a much louder and longer one squeal.\n

The father again looked at the dog and growled,\n

\u201cGet out from under the table!\u201d\n

Once again the young lady smiled and thought, \u201cYes!\u201d\n

A few minutes later our petite heroine had to let another one free.\n

She let go a blast that rivaled a train whistle blowing!\n

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust, and yelled,\n

\u201cMove Charlie before she shats on you!\u201d\n

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