{"id":63090,"date":"2023-11-20T16:27:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-20T09:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63090"},"modified":"2024-01-29T09:04:52","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T02:04:52","slug":"a-newly-married-couple-are-in-b3d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-newly-married-couple-are-in-b3d\/","title":{"rendered":"A Newly Married Couple Are In B3d"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style='\"font-size:'>A Newly Married Couple Are In B3d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has s-l-e-p-t with \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man asks again <strong>\u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you s-l-e-p-t with?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man says <strong>\u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Still silence from his wife.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man, giving up, says <strong>\u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and k1ssing her, showing his a.f.f.e.c.t.i.o.n.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cD*mn it! You made me lose count!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Newly Married Couple Are In B3d A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has s-l-e-p-t with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond. The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you s-l-e-p-t with?\u201d His wife, still in total\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":63091,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,387,370,480,388,385,512,470,389],"class_list":{"0":"post-63090","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-couple","10":"tag-funny","11":"tag-funny-jokes","12":"tag-husband","13":"tag-laugh","14":"tag-married","15":"tag-stories","16":"tag-wife"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/8-3.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63090\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></h2>