{"id":63090,"date":"2023-11-20T16:27:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-20T09:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63090"},"modified":"2024-01-29T09:04:52","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T02:04:52","slug":"a-newly-married-couple-are-in-b3d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-newly-married-couple-are-in-b3d\/","title":{"rendered":"A Newly Married Couple Are In B3d"},"content":{"rendered":"
A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has s-l-e-p-t with \n After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.\n The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you s-l-e-p-t with?\u201d\n His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.\n The man says \u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d\n Still silence from his wife.\n The man, giving up, says \u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d\n Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and k1ssing her, showing his a.f.f.e.c.t.i.o.n.\n While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,\n \u201cD*mn it! You made me lose count!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Newly Married Couple Are In B3d A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has s-l-e-p-t with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond. The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you s-l-e-p-t with?\u201d His wife, still in total\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":63091,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,387,370,480,388,385,512,470,389],"class_list":{"0":"post-63090","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-couple","10":"tag-funny","11":"tag-funny-jokes","12":"tag-husband","13":"tag-laugh","14":"tag-married","15":"tag-stories","16":"tag-wife"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/8-3.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63090\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}