{"id":63094,"date":"2023-11-20T16:39:38","date_gmt":"2023-11-20T09:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63094"},"modified":"2023-11-20T16:39:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-20T09:39:38","slug":"girls-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/girls-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Girls Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Girls Day\n<figure id='\"attachment_63095\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-63095\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-large' wp-image-63095 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/9-2-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"Girls' day width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/9-2-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-63095\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>Girls Day\n<p>April was explaining to her husband how much fun they\u2019d had at the beach during her \u201cgirls day\u201d outing.\n</p><p>\u201cBut,\u201d she told him, \u201cIt didn\u2019t end all that great for me.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWhy, what happened?\u201d he asked.\n</p><p>\u201cI went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn\u2019t go out far because the waves were very bad.\n</p><p>Then I suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my bikini to be stripped off.\n</p><p>I looked and looked for it but it was gone, gone, gone!\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cFor goodness sakes, sweetie, what did you do?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cDo? Why I did what any respectable female would do,\u2026\n</p><p>\u2026 I covered my face and eyes with my hands and ran to the beach house as fast as I could.\u201d\n</p><h2>Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl\n</h2><p>They had great seats right behind their team\u2019s bench.\n</p><p>After the game, he asked her how she liked it.\n</p><p>\u201cOh, I really liked it,\u201d she replied, \u201cespecially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn\u2019t\n</p><p>understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.\u201d\n</p><p>Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWell, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was\u2026\n</p><p>\u2018Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!\u2019\n</p><p>I\u2019m like\u2026Helloooooo? 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