{"id":63128,"date":"2023-11-21T15:41:15","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T08:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63128"},"modified":"2023-11-21T15:41:15","modified_gmt":"2023-11-21T08:41:15","slug":"a-man-and-a-monkey-walk-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-man-and-a-monkey-walk-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man and a Monkey Walk Into a Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>A man and a monkey walk into a bar.\n<h5>SEE MORE: <a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/a-newly-married-couple-are-in-bed%5C/%5C%22">A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed\n<p>The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps on the bar and eats a very old olive that was there.\n</p><p>The bartender says, <strong>\u201cDid you see what your monkey did? He ate that disgusting olive!\u201d\n<p>The man says, <strong>\u201cOh, he does stuff like that all the time. Just ignore it.\u201d\n<p>The man finishes his beer and he and the monkey leave.\n</p><p>A few days later the man and the monkey return to the bar. The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps on the pool table and swallows the white ball.\n</p><p>The bartender says, <strong>\u201cDid you see what your monkey did? He swallowed the white ball!\u201d\n<p>The man says, <strong>\u201cOh, he does stuff like that all the time. Just ignore it.\u201d\n<p>The man finishes his beer and he and the monkey leave.\n</p><p>A week later, the man and the monkey return to the bar. The man sits down and orders a beer.\n</p><p>The monkey jumps on the bar, takes a cherry, sticks it up to his b-u.t.t, pulls it out, and eats it.\n</p><p>The bartender says, <strong>\u201cThis is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Your monkey stuck that cherry up his b-u.t.t and ate it.\u201d\n<p>The man says, <strong>\u201cYes, he measures everything first ever since the white ball incident&rdquo;\n<h4><span style='\"color:'>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!\n<h4>Check out other social channels at<span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a monkey walk into a bar. SEE MORE: A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps on the bar and eats a very old olive that was there. The bartender says, \u201cDid you see what your monkey did? He ate that disgusting\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":63130,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps on the bar and eats a very old olive that was there...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[370,385,464,516,517],"class_list":{"0":"post-63128","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"category-uncategorized","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-laugh","11":"tag-laughallday","12":"tag-lol","13":"tag-smile"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Cacti-Plant-Propagating-Succlents-YouTube-Thumbnail-11.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63128\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></span></h4></a></span></h4></span></h4></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></a></h5></h4>