{"id":63144,"date":"2023-11-27T03:00:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63144"},"modified":"2023-11-23T15:22:13","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T08:22:13","slug":"when-a-blonde-was-interviewed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/when-a-blonde-was-interviewed\/","title":{"rendered":"When A blonde Was Interviewed"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style='\"color:'>A blonde was interviewed\n<p>This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company.\n</p><p>He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, <strong>\u201cIf you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?\u201d\n<p>The blonde quickly responded, <strong>\u201cThe living one.\u201d\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63388 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/good-job-1.gif%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"640\"' height='\"640\"'>\n</p><h4><span style='\"color:'>A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.\n<p><strong>\u201cI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you\u2019ll have lost at least five pounds.\u201d\n<p>When the blonde returns, she\u2019s lost nearly 20 pounds.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWow, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor says.\n<p><strong>\u201cDid you follow my instructions?\u201d\n<p>The blonde nods\u2026\n</p><p><strong>\u201cI\u2019ll tell you, I\u2019d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d said the doctor.\n<p><strong>\u201cNo, from skipping,\u201d replied the blonde.\n<p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63356 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/screenshot_1700560913.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"635\"' height='\"847\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/screenshot_1700560913.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h4>Check out other social channels at<span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was interviewed This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. 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