{"id":63144,"date":"2023-11-27T03:00:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63144"},"modified":"2023-11-23T15:22:13","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T08:22:13","slug":"when-a-blonde-was-interviewed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/when-a-blonde-was-interviewed\/","title":{"rendered":"When A blonde Was Interviewed"},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde was interviewed\n

This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company.\n

He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, \u201cIf you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?\u201d\n

The blonde quickly responded, \u201cThe living one.\u201d\n

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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.\n

\u201cI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you\u2019ll have lost at least five pounds.\u201d\n

When the blonde returns, she\u2019s lost nearly 20 pounds.\n

\u201cWow, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor says.\n

\u201cDid you follow my instructions?\u201d\n

The blonde nods\u2026\n

\u201cI\u2019ll tell you, I\u2019d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.\u201d\n

\u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d said the doctor.\n

\u201cNo, from skipping,\u201d replied the blonde.\n

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