{"id":63149,"date":"2023-11-28T03:00:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-27T20:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63149"},"modified":"2023-11-23T15:29:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T08:29:46","slug":"a-little-boy-goes-to-the-zoo-with-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-little-boy-goes-to-the-zoo-with-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style='\"color:'>A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad\n<p>A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.\n</p><p>Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.\n</p><p>The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.\n</p><p>He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cSo how was it?\u201d his mother asked when they returned home.\n<p><strong>\u201cGreat,\u201d the boy replied.\n<p><strong>\u201cDid you and your father have a good time?\u201d His mother asked.\n<p><strong>\u201cYes, Daddy especially liked it,\u201d the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!\u201d\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63382 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/927412f7bbab529f02b6704625e1643f.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"500\"' height='\"377\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/927412f7bbab529f02b6704625e1643f.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h4><span style='\"color:'>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!\n<h4>Check out other social channels at<span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo. He wondered where all\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":63407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[370,490,547],"class_list":{"0":"post-63149","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-laughoutloud","10":"tag-smileallday"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Cacti-Plant-Propagating-Succlents-YouTube-Thumbnail-22.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63149\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></span></h4></a></span></h4></span></h4></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></span></h4>