{"id":63167,"date":"2023-11-22T09:14:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-22T02:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63167"},"modified":"2023-11-22T16:07:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T09:07:45","slug":"the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor\n<figure id='\"attachment_63169\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-63169\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-large' wp-image-63169 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/10-1-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"The' older man boasts to the doctor width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/10-1-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-63169\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor\n<p>A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.\n</p><p>The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old said, \u201cThings are great, and I\u2019ve never felt better!\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cI now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWhat do you think about that, doc?\u201d\n</p><p>The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.\n</p><p>\u201cI have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cOne day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cAs he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the water\u2019s edge.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cBy now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he couldn\u2019t shoot the magnificent creature.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cNonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled \u2018bang bang\u2019.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cMiraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cNow, what do you think of that?\u201d asked the doctor.\n</p><p>Theelder man scatched his chin thoughtfully, then said, \u201cLogic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.\u201d\n</p><p>The doctor nodded,\n</p><p>\u201cMy thoughts exactly.\u201d\n</p><h2>A Man Goes Doctor\u2019S Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra\n</h2><p>A man went to the doctor\u2019s office to get a double dose of Viagra.\n</p><p>The doctor told him that he couldn\u2019t allow him a double dose.\n</p><p>\u201cWhy not?\u201d asked the man.\n</p><p>\u201cBecause it\u2019s not safe,\u201d replied the doctor.\n</p><p>\u201cBut I need it really bad,\u201d said the man.\n</p><p>\u201cWell, why do you need it so badly?\u201d asked the doctor.\n</p><p>The man said, \u201cMy girlfriend is coming into town on Friday.\n</p><p>My ex-wife will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday.\n</p><p>Can\u2019t you see? I must have a double dose.\u201d\n</p><p>The doctor finally relented saying, \u201cOkay, I\u2019ll give it to you,\n</p><p>but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.\u201d\n</p><p>On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.\n</p><p>The doctor asked, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d\n</p><p>The man said, \u201cNo one showed up.\u201d\n</p><h4>Our social channel: <a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/BabyMommy.0812%5C%22">Baby &amp; Mommy\n<h5><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">SEE MORE: Funny Jokes and Stories\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. 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