{"id":63167,"date":"2023-11-22T09:14:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-22T02:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63167"},"modified":"2023-11-22T16:07:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T09:07:45","slug":"the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor\n
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The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor\n

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.\n

The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old said, \u201cThings are great, and I\u2019ve never felt better!\u201d\n

\u201cI now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.\u201d\n

\u201cWhat do you think about that, doc?\u201d\n

The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.\n

\u201cI have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.\u201d\n

\u201cOne day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.\u201d\n

\u201cAs he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the water\u2019s edge.\u201d\n

\u201cBy now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he couldn\u2019t shoot the magnificent creature.\u201d\n

\u201cNonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled \u2018bang bang\u2019.\u201d\n

\u201cMiraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.\u201d\n

\u201cNow, what do you think of that?\u201d asked the doctor.\n

Theelder man scatched his chin thoughtfully, then said, \u201cLogic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.\u201d\n

The doctor nodded,\n

\u201cMy thoughts exactly.\u201d\n

A Man Goes Doctor\u2019S Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra\n

A man went to the doctor\u2019s office to get a double dose of Viagra.\n

The doctor told him that he couldn\u2019t allow him a double dose.\n

\u201cWhy not?\u201d asked the man.\n

\u201cBecause it\u2019s not safe,\u201d replied the doctor.\n

\u201cBut I need it really bad,\u201d said the man.\n

\u201cWell, why do you need it so badly?\u201d asked the doctor.\n

The man said, \u201cMy girlfriend is coming into town on Friday.\n

My ex-wife will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday.\n

Can\u2019t you see? I must have a double dose.\u201d\n

The doctor finally relented saying, \u201cOkay, I\u2019ll give it to you,\n

but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.\u201d\n

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.\n

The doctor asked, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d\n

The man said, \u201cNo one showed up.\u201d\n

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