{"id":63497,"date":"2023-11-24T17:29:25","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T10:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63497"},"modified":"2023-11-24T17:29:25","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T10:29:25","slug":"he-told-the-jeweller-he-wanted-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/he-told-the-jeweller-he-wanted-ring\/","title":{"rendered":"He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring\n</h2><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-large wp-image-63498 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/3-19-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"He' told the jeweller he wanted ring width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/3-19-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.\n</p><p>He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.\n</p><p>The jeweller looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.\n</p><p>The old man said, \u201cNo, I\u2019d like to see something much more special.\u201d\n</p><p>The jeweller went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back.\n</p><p>\u201cThis one\u2019s $40,000.\u201d\n</p><p>The young lady\u2019s eyes sparkled and her wh*le body trembled with excitement.\n</p><p>The old man said, \u201cI\u2019ll take it!\u201d\n</p><p>The jeweller asked how payment would be made, and the old man said,\n</p><p>\u201cBy check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I\u2019ll write it now, and you can call the bank on<br>\nMonday to verify funds. I\u2019ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.\u201d\n</p><p>Monday morning, the jeweller called the old man saying,\n</p><p>\u201cThere\u2019s no money in that account!\u201d\n</p><p>The old man said, \u201cI know I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!\u201d\n</p><h2>All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting\n</h2><p>All the organs of the body were having a meeting,\n</p><p>trying to decide who was the one in charge\u2026\u2026\n</p><p>\u201cI should be in charge,\u201d said the brain ,\n</p><p>\u201cBecause I run all the body\u2019s systems, so without me nothing would happen.\u201d\n</p><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-large wp-image-63499 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/4-16-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/4-16-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.\n</p><p>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,\n</p><p>the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic.\n</p><p>They all decided that the rectum should be the boss\n</p><p>The Moral of the story?\n</p><p>Even though the others do all the work\u2026. 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