{"id":63497,"date":"2023-11-24T17:29:25","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T10:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63497"},"modified":"2023-11-24T17:29:25","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T10:29:25","slug":"he-told-the-jeweller-he-wanted-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/he-told-the-jeweller-he-wanted-ring\/","title":{"rendered":"He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring"},"content":{"rendered":"

He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring\n

\"He\n

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.\n

He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.\n

The jeweller looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.\n

The old man said, \u201cNo, I\u2019d like to see something much more special.\u201d\n

The jeweller went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back.\n

\u201cThis one\u2019s $40,000.\u201d\n

The young lady\u2019s eyes sparkled and her wh*le body trembled with excitement.\n

The old man said, \u201cI\u2019ll take it!\u201d\n

The jeweller asked how payment would be made, and the old man said,\n

\u201cBy check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I\u2019ll write it now, and you can call the bank on
\nMonday to verify funds. I\u2019ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.\u201d\n

Monday morning, the jeweller called the old man saying,\n

\u201cThere\u2019s no money in that account!\u201d\n

The old man said, \u201cI know I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!\u201d\n

All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting\n

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,\n

trying to decide who was the one in charge\u2026\u2026\n

\u201cI should be in charge,\u201d said the brain ,\n

\u201cBecause I run all the body\u2019s systems, so without me nothing would happen.\u201d\n

\"\"\n

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.\n

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,\n

the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic.\n

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss\n

The Moral of the story?\n

Even though the others do all the work\u2026. The ass hole is usually in charge\n

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