{"id":63577,"date":"2023-11-29T03:00:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-28T20:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63577"},"modified":"2023-11-28T16:19:41","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T09:19:41","slug":"an-angry-wife-to-her-husband-on-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/an-angry-wife-to-her-husband-on-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><span style='\"color:'>An angry wife to her husband on phone:\n<p><strong>\u201cWhere the hell are you?\u201d\n<p>Husband: <strong>\u201cDarling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn\u2019t have money at that time, and I said \u2018Baby it\u2019ll be yours one day?\u2019\u201d\n<p>Wife, with a smile and blushing: <strong>\u201cYeah I remember that my love!\u201d\n<p>Husband: <strong>\u201cI\u2019m in the pub just next to that shop.\u201d\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63597 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/jq0qr.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"460\"' height='\"504\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/jq0qr.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h3><span style='\"color:'>A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.\n<p>They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged.\n</p><p>After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him\n</p><p>The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.\n</p><p>The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, <strong>\u201cYou know, you\u2019re the tenth car I\u2019ve helped out of the mud today.\u201d\n<p>The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, <strong>\u201cWhen do you have time to plow your land? At night?\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cNo,\u201d the young farmer replied seriously,<strong> \u201cNight is when I put the water in the hole.\u201d\n<p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63603 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/ec6f4ca4c7e6181085b212e2c7128103.gif%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"268\"' height='\"312\"'>\n</p><h4><span style='\"color:'>Please share these stories with your loved ones who might need a good laugh today!\n<h4>Check out other social channels at<span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An angry wife to her husband on phone: \u201cWhere the hell are you?\u201d Husband: \u201cDarling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn\u2019t have money at that time, and I said \u2018Baby it\u2019ll be yours one day?\u2019\u201d Wife, with a smile and\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":63602,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"\u201cWhere the hell are you?\u201d. 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