{"id":63577,"date":"2023-11-29T03:00:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-28T20:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63577"},"modified":"2023-11-28T16:19:41","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T09:19:41","slug":"an-angry-wife-to-her-husband-on-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/an-angry-wife-to-her-husband-on-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"

An angry wife to her husband on phone:\n

\u201cWhere the hell are you?\u201d\n

Husband: \u201cDarling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn\u2019t have money at that time, and I said \u2018Baby it\u2019ll be yours one day?\u2019\u201d\n

Wife, with a smile and blushing: \u201cYeah I remember that my love!\u201d\n

Husband: \u201cI\u2019m in the pub just next to that shop.\u201d\n

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A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.\n

They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged.\n

After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him\n

The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.\n

The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, \u201cYou know, you\u2019re the tenth car I\u2019ve helped out of the mud today.\u201d\n

The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, \u201cWhen do you have time to plow your land? At night?\u201d\n

\u201cNo,\u201d the young farmer replied seriously, \u201cNight is when I put the water in the hole.\u201d\n

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An angry wife to her husband on phone: \u201cWhere the hell are you?\u201d Husband: \u201cDarling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn\u2019t have money at that time, and I said \u2018Baby it\u2019ll be yours one day?\u2019\u201d Wife, with a smile and\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":63602,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"\u201cWhere the hell are you?\u201d. Husband: \u201cDarling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[370,490,547],"class_list":{"0":"post-63577","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-laughoutloud","10":"tag-smileallday"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/sdggds.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63577\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}