{"id":63628,"date":"2023-12-02T03:00:50","date_gmt":"2023-12-01T20:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63628"},"modified":"2023-11-29T11:37:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-29T04:37:23","slug":"grandma-we-have-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/grandma-we-have-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandma, We Have Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style='\"color:'>Grandma calls and announces that she will come by for a visit in about half an hour.\n<p>When she comes she is surprised to see her grandchild running to her as if possessed and hugging her with all his tiny might.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWhat is it, Eric??\u201d She asks\n<p><strong>\u201cNow that you\u2019re here, grandma, we have everything!\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cWhatever do you mean?\u201d Inquired the surprised granny.\n<p><strong>\u201cWhen you called, mom said: \u2018That\u2019s all we need right now.\u2019 So now that you\u2019re here, we have all we need!&rdquo;\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63629 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/6181616.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"400\"' height='\"400\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/6181616.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h4><span style='\"color:'>One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.\n<p>She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.<br>\nShe looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, <strong>\u201cWhy are some of your hairs white, Mom?\u201d\n<p>Her mother replied, <strong>\u201cWell, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hair turns white.\u201d\n<p>The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, <strong>\u201cMomma, how come ALL of grandma\u2019s hair is white?\u201d\n<h4><span style='\"color:'>Please share these stories with your loved ones who might need a good laugh today!\n<h4>Check out other social channels at<span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma calls and announces that she will come by for a visit in about half an hour. 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