{"id":64218,"date":"2023-12-08T08:57:55","date_gmt":"2023-12-08T01:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=64218"},"modified":"2023-12-08T08:57:55","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T01:57:55","slug":"a-man-ordered-a-voice-automated-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-man-ordered-a-voice-automated-car\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.\n
He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.\n
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.\n
The man agreed and said to the car,\n
\u201cCar! Go and bring my children from school.\u201d\n
The car went and didn\u2019t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.\n
Several hours later and with no car, the man became apprehensive.\n
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.\n
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.\n
The car parked right in front of them and said,\n
\u201cThese are your children, sir.\u201d\n
In the car, were their Landlady\u2019s two daughters, their choir mistress\u2019 two sons, his wife\u2019s best friend\u2019s daughter, their pastor\u2019s son and their neighbour\u2019s two sons.\n
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband,\n
\u201cDon\u2019t tell me all these are your children!\u201d\n
The man asked her calmly,\n
\u201cCan you first tell me why our children are not in the car?\u201d\n
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