\nA man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.\n
The undertaker told them, ‘You can have her shipped home for \u00a35000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for \u00a3150.’\n
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.\n
The undertaker asked, ‘Why would you spend \u00a35,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only \u00a3150?’\n
The man replied, ‘a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.’\n
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Harry was travelling down a country road in his native Yorkshire, England when he saw a large group of people outside a farmhouse.\n
It was a cold January afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Giles why such a large crowd of men was gathered there.\n
The farmer replied, ‘Eddie’s donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.’\n
‘Well, ‘replied the man, ‘She must have had a lot of friends.’\n
‘Nope, ‘said Giles.’\n
We all just want to buy his donkey.’\n
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