{"id":65210,"date":"2024-01-11T10:48:51","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T03:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65210"},"modified":"2025-02-27T11:35:38","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T04:35:38","slug":"a-boy-is-visiting-his-girlfriends-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-boy-is-visiting-his-girlfriends-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A Boy Is Visiting His Girlfriend\u2019s Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He\u2019s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He picks one of them down just as girlfriend\u2019s mom walks in, and he asks her what the cups are for.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh those. They\u2019re family cups, one for each member, but my eyesight has gotten so bad I can no longer tell which is which, so I wrote on them to help myself.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She pulls one cup down that says <strong>\u201cHIC-\u201d holding it out to the man\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is for little Thomas, it holds just enough water to help cure his hiccups, so I wrote HIC on it, it\u2019s the HIC-cup!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She then pulls down another cup <strong>\u201cThis is for Angela, but it says BREA. whenever she\u2019s heartbroken she likes to drink hot toddy, so this is her BREA-Cup.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAhh, okay I see it now.\u201d Says the boy <strong>\u201cBut doesn\u2019t your husband have his own cup?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh he does\u201d The mom replies <strong>\u201cIt\u2019s the large one that says \u2018SHUTTHEFU\u2019 on it\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He\u2019s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words. He picks one of them down just as girlfriend\u2019s mom walks in, and he asks her what the cups are for. \u201cOh those. They\u2019re family cups, one for each\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":115090,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"He\u2019s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65210","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Boy-Is-Visiting-His-Girlfriends-Home.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115091,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65210\/revisions\/115091"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>