{"id":65218,"date":"2024-01-11T11:05:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T04:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65218"},"modified":"2025-02-27T11:40:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T04:40:16","slug":"the-astonished-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-astonished-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"The Astonished Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, <strong>&ldquo;I want to open a fucking checking account.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The astonished woman replies, <strong>\u201cI beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cListen up, damn it I said I want to open a damn checking account now!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that sort of language.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They both return to the window. And the manager asks the old biker, <strong>\u201cSir, what seems to be the problem here?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThere is no damn problem,\u201d the man says, <strong>\u201cI just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI see,\u201d says the manager, \u201cAnd is this bitch giving you a hard time?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, &ldquo;I want to open a fucking checking account.&rdquo; The astonished woman replies, \u201cI beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?\u201d \u201cListen up, damn it I said I want to open a damn\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":115093,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window \"I want to open a fucking checking account.\"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65218","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/The-Astonished-Woman.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65218"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115094,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65218\/revisions\/115094"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>