{"id":65218,"date":"2024-01-11T11:05:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T04:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65218"},"modified":"2025-02-27T11:40:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T04:40:16","slug":"the-astonished-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-astonished-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"The Astonished Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.”\n The astonished woman replies, \u201cI beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?\u201d\n \u201cListen up, damn it I said I want to open a damn checking account now!\u201d\n \u201cI\u2019m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.\u201d\n The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.\n The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that sort of language.\n They both return to the window. And the manager asks the old biker, \u201cSir, what seems to be the problem here?\u201d\n \u201cThere is no damn problem,\u201d the man says, \u201cI just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!\u201d\n \u201cI see,\u201d says the manager, \u201cAnd is this bitch giving you a hard time?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, \u201cI beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?\u201d \u201cListen up, damn it I said I want to open a damn\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":115093,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window \"I want to open a fucking checking account.\"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65218","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/The-Astonished-Woman.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65218"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115094,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65218\/revisions\/115094"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}