{"id":65600,"date":"2024-01-17T14:12:24","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T07:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65600"},"modified":"2025-02-13T17:27:25","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T10:27:25","slug":"an-angry-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/an-angry-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"An Angry Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his <strong>free time in a bar,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So one night he took her along with him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. <strong>\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel\u2019s and threw his down in one shot.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d <strong>she spluttered.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cl don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d <strong>cried the husband.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, So one night he took her along with him. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. \u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel\u2019s and threw his down\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":112848,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65600","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/An-Angry-Wife-Was-Complaining-About-Her-Husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112849,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65600\/revisions\/112849"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p>