{"id":65600,"date":"2024-01-17T14:12:24","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T07:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65600"},"modified":"2025-02-13T17:27:25","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T10:27:25","slug":"an-angry-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/an-angry-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"An Angry Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband."},"content":{"rendered":"
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar,\n So one night he took her along with him.\n \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. \u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied.\n So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel\u2019s and threw his down in one shot.\n His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.\n \u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d she spluttered.\n \u201cl don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d\n \u201cWell, there you go,\u201d cried the husband.\n \u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, So one night he took her along with him. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. \u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel\u2019s and threw his down\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":112848,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65600","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/An-Angry-Wife-Was-Complaining-About-Her-Husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112849,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65600\/revisions\/112849"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}