{"id":65965,"date":"2024-01-23T09:18:46","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T02:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65965"},"modified":"2025-02-13T17:26:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T10:26:16","slug":"a-wife-arrived-home-and-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-wife-arrived-home-and-found\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wife Arrived Home and Found"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his tool in a vice.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Terrified, her husband screamed, \u201cStop! Please! You aren\u2019t going to cut it off, are you?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Placing the saw in her husband\u2019s hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, \u201cOf course not! I\u2019m going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his tool in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":112846,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury,...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-65965","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Wife-Arrived-Home-and-Found.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65965"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112847,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65965\/revisions\/112847"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>