Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old lady:\n
She proceeds to knock everyone\u2019s socks off with her youthful appeal and charm.\n
She also hangs on Bob\u2019s arm and listens intently to his every word.\n
His buddies at the club are all aghast.\n
They corner him and ask. \u201cBob, how\u2019d you get the trophy girlfriend?\u201d\n Bob replies. \u201cGirlfriend? She\u2019s my wife!\u201d\n They\u2019re knocked over, but continue to ask.\n \u201cSo, how\u2019d you persuade her to marry you?\u201d\n Bob says. \u201cI lied about my age.\u201d\n His friends respond.\n \u201cWhat, did you tell her you were only 50?\u201d\n Bob smiles and says.\n \u201cNo, I told her I was 90.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old lady: She proceeds to knock everyone\u2019s socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on Bob\u2019s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66030,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66029","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/4-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66029\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}