There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.\n
The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don\u2019t forget.\n
They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream.\n
\u201cYou might want to write it down,\u201d she said.\n The husband said,\n \u201cNo, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream.\u201d\n She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.\n \u201cWrite it down,\u201d she told him, and again he said,\n \u201cNo, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.\u201d Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.\n \u201cWrite it down,\u201d she told her husband and again he said,\n \u201cNo, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.\u201d\n So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes.\n He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon.\n The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks,\n \u201cWhere\u2019s the toast?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Elderly Couple Were Getting A Lot More Forgetful. There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don\u2019t forget. They went home and\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66034,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An Elderly Couple Were Getting A Lot More Forgetful.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384,735],"class_list":{"0":"post-66032","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-elderly"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/5.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66032\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}