{"id":66039,"date":"2024-01-23T16:43:21","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T09:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66039"},"modified":"2024-01-23T16:43:21","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T09:43:21","slug":"a-woman-in-a-supermarket-is-following-a-grandfather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-woman-in-a-supermarket-is-following-a-grandfather\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather"},"content":{"rendered":"
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson.\n
He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things.\n
The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice:\n
\u201cEasy, William, we won\u2019t be long . . . easy boy.\u201d\n Another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say:\n \u201cIt\u2019s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we\u2019ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.\u201d\n At the check out the little horror is throwing items out of the buggy.\n Grandpa says again in a controlled voice:\n \u201cWilliam, William, relax buddy, don\u2019t get upset. We\u2019ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.\u201d\n Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.\n She says:\n \u201cIt\u2019s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don\u2019t know how you did it.\n That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.\n William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.\u201d\n \u201cThanks,\u201d says the grandpa.\n \u201cBut I am William. The little boy\u2019s name is Kevin.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice: \u201cEasy, William, we won\u2019t be long . .\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66041,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66039","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/6-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66039\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}