A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, so he called his lawyer to help him make his will.\n
The following day his lawyer came, and the wealthy man said,\n
\u201cI want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all I\u2019ve taken, I should give something back.\u201d\n \u201cHow generous of you,\u201d the lawyer responded. \u201cI\u2019ll make sure it happens right away.\u201d\n \u201cI also want 25% of it to go to my son. He\u2019s been counting the days till he could get my money,\u201d the old man said.\n \u201cOkay, I\u2019ll make sure he receives 25% of it,\u201d the lawyer replied.\n \u201cI want the rest to go to my wife, on condition that she remarries after I die,\u201d the old man said.\n \u201cOkay, I\u2019ll ensure that that happens, but may I ask why you want her to remarry? It\u2019s a quite obscure request,\u201d the lawyer asked.\n \u201cI want to make sure at least one man regrets my death,\u201d the old man said\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, so he called his lawyer to help him make his will. The following day his lawyer came, and the wealthy man said, \u201cI want 25% of\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66055,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66053","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/10-3.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66053\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}