An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.\n
As he approached, the ticket agent asked,\n
\u201cSir, what\u2019s that on your shoulder?\u201d\n The old farmer said,\n \u201cThat\u2019s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.\u201d\n \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir,\u201d said the ticket agent.\n \u201cWe can\u2019t allow animals in the theater.\u201d\n The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls.\n Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.\n He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.\n The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.\n The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.\n \u201cMarge,\u201d whispered Mildred.\n \u201cWhat?\u201d said Marge.\n \u201cI think the guy next to me is a pervert.\u201d\n \u201cWhat makes you think so?\u201d asked Marge.\n \u201cHe undid his pants and he has his thing out,\u201d whispered Mildred.\n \u201cEh, don\u2019t worry about it,\u201d said Marge.\n \u201cAt our age we\u2019ve seen \u2019em all.\u201d\n \u201cI thought so too,\u201d said Mildred,\n \u201cbut this one\u2019s eating my popcorn!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Old Farmer Decided He Wanted To Go To Town An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, \u201cSir, what\u2019s that on your shoulder?\u201d The old farmer said, \u201cThat\u2019s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir,\u201d said\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66065,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An Old Farmer Decided He Wanted To Go To Town","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66064","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/12-3.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66064\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}