{"id":66085,"date":"2024-01-24T16:16:09","date_gmt":"2024-01-24T09:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66085"},"modified":"2024-01-24T16:16:09","modified_gmt":"2024-01-24T09:16:09","slug":"the-husband-called-the-wife-on-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-husband-called-the-wife-on-the-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"The Husband Called The wife On The Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>The Husband Called The wife On The Phone\n</h4><p>The husband called the wife on the phone and said\n</p><p><strong>\u201cToday I will bring dinner from the Second Wife\u201d.\n<p>He came home and knocked.\n</p><p>And was knocked out!\n</p><p>He is in hospital now\u2026\n</p><p>Actually, Second Wife is the name of a restaurant.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The Husband Called The wife On The Phone The husband called the wife on the phone and said \u201cToday I will bring dinner from the Second Wife\u201d. He came home and knocked. And was knocked out! He is in hospital now\u2026 Actually, Second Wife is the name of a restaurant.\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66089,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The Husband Called The wife On The Phone","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66085","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/15-2.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66085\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p>