An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter,\n
but the boss doesn\u2019t think he\u2019s fit enough.\n
He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree in a single swing.\n
To prove this, he goes outside, hits a five-foot tree with his ax, and it falls over.\n
The boss is impressed.\n
The old man then repeats this with a ten-foot tree.\n
Then a thirty-foot tree. Finally, he takes his ax up to an 80-foot redwood, swings, and the giant tree comes tumbling down.\n
The boss is amazed and asks the man how he learned to do that.\n
The man says \u201cI practiced in the Sahara forest.\u201d\n
\u201cDon\u2019t you mean the Sahara desert?\u201d The boss asks.\n
\u201cWell yes,\u201d says the old man, \u201cthat\u2019s what they call it now.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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