He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen.\n
She says,\n
\u201cPut that away, Johnny. You can\u2019t have ice cream now. It\u2019s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.\u201d\n Johnny whimpers and says,\n \u201cThere\u2019s no one to play with.\u201d\n Trying to placate him, she says,\n \u201cOK. I\u2019ll play with you. What do you want to play?\u201d\n He says, \u201cI wanna play Mommie and Daddy.\u201d\n Trying not to register surprise and a bit confused about what her 10 year old son was learning in school, she decided to appease him, by saying,\n \u201cFine, I\u2019ll play. What do I do?\u201d\n Johnny says, \u201cYou go up to the bedroom and lie down.\u201d\n Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mom goes upstairs.\n Johnny, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet.\n He dons his fathers old fishing hat.\n As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigarette in the ashtray on the end table.\n He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth.\n At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.\n Really confused, and now even a bit worried, his mother raises her head and says,\n \u201cWhat do I do now?\u201d\n In a gruff manner, Johnny says,\n \u201cGet your @@@@S$$ downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, \u201cPut that away, Johnny. You can\u2019t have ice cream now. It\u2019s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.\u201d Johnny whimpers and says, \u201cThere\u2019s no\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66204,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66203","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/23-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66203\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}