{"id":66284,"date":"2024-01-25T17:20:54","date_gmt":"2024-01-25T10:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66284"},"modified":"2024-01-25T17:20:54","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T10:20:54","slug":"a-man-was-dragged-to-the-cinema-by-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-man-was-dragged-to-the-cinema-by-his-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema By His Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema By His Wife\n</h2><p>One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy.\n</p><p>Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge in his elbow.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWhat an outrage,\u201d his wife murmured to him.\n<p><strong>\u201cThe person sitting in front of us is sleeping!\u201d the woman said, clearly offended.\n<p>Her husband was fairly annoyed.\n</p><p>He replied:\n</p><p><strong>\u201cYou woke me up to tell me that?&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema By His Wife One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge in his elbow. \u201cWhat an outrage,\u201d his wife murmured to him. \u201cThe person sitting in\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66285,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema By His Wife","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66284","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/37.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66284\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>