There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.\n
The old women were asked,\n
\u2018How many of you love your husbands?\u2019\n All the old women raised their hands.\n Then they were asked, \u2018When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?\u2019\n Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn\u2019t remember.\n The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband:\n I love you, sweetheart.\n Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.\n Here are some of the replies:\n 1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?\n 2. What now? Did you crash the car again?\n 3. I don\u2019t understand what you mean?\n 4. What did you do now? I won\u2019t forgive you this time!!!\n 5. ????\n 6. Don\u2019t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?\n 7. Am I dreaming? ???????\n 8. If you don\u2019t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today\u2026!!!\n 9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!\n Last one is ultimate\n 10. Who is this?\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There Was A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were asked, \u2018How many of you love your husbands?\u2019 All the old women raised their hands. Then they were asked, \u2018When was\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66291,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"There Was A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66290","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/39.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66290\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}