{"id":66340,"date":"2024-01-26T12:37:31","date_gmt":"2024-01-26T05:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66340"},"modified":"2024-06-06T08:51:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-06T01:51:55","slug":"mom-knows-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/mom-knows-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom Knows Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn\u2019t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Reading his mom\u2019s thoughts, his son volunteered,<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cEver since your mother came to dinner, I\u2019ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don\u2019t suppose she took it, do you?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He said,<strong> \u201cWell, I doubt it, but I\u2019ll email her, just to be sure.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He sat down and wrote:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Dear Mother,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019m not saying that you \u2018did\u2019 take the silver plate from my house, I\u2019m not saying that you \u2018did not\u2019 take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Love, your son.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Several days later, <span style='\"font-size:'>he received an email from his Mother which read\u2026\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Dear Son,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019m not saying that you \u2018do\u2019 and I\u2019m not saying that you \u2018do not\u2019. 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