{"id":66563,"date":"2024-01-29T11:15:33","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T04:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66563"},"modified":"2024-04-04T09:58:54","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T02:58:54","slug":"the-6th-grade-teacher-mrs-parks-asked-her-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-6th-grade-teacher-mrs-parks-asked-her-class\/","title":{"rendered":"The 6th-Grade Teacher, Mrs. Parks, Asked Her Class"},"content":{"rendered":"

The 6th-Grade Teacher, Mrs. Parks, Asked Her Class\n
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,\n
\u201cWhich human b0dy part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201d\n
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,\n
\u201cYou should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I\u2019m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!\u201d\n
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,\n
\u201cWhich b0dy part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?\u201d\n
Little Mary\u2019s mouth fell open.\n
Then she said to those around her,\n
\u201cBoy, is she going to get in big trouble!\u201d\n
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,\n
\u201cAnybody?\u201d\n
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,\n
\u201cThe b0dy part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.\u201d\n
Mrs. Parks said, \u201cVery good, Billy,\u201d then turned to Mary and continued.\n
\u201cAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say:\n
One, you have a dirty mind.\n
Two, you didn\u2019t read your homework.\n
And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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