Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.\n
The first bull says,\n
\u201cBoys, we all know I\u2019ve been here for 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don\u2019t know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain\u2019t\u2019 givin\u2019 him any of mine.\u201d\n The second bull says,\n \u201cThat pretty much says it for me, too. I\u2019ve been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we\u2019ve agreed are mine. I\u2019ll fight him till I run him off or kill \u2018im, but I\u2019M KEEPIN\u2019 ALL MY COWS.\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to \u201ctake care of\u201d. I may not be as big as you fellows yet, but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows.\u201d\n They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen!\n At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.\n The first bull says,\n \u201cAhem\u2026You know, it\u2019s actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cow\u2019s justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend.\u201d\n The second bull says,\n \u201cI\u2019ll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I\u2019m certainly not looking for an argument.\u201d\n They look over at their young friend, the third bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting up a storm.\n The first bull says,\n \u201cSon, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.\u201d\n The third bull says,\n \u201cHeck, he can have ALL my cows. I\u2019m just making sure he knows I\u2019m a bull!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Rancher Was Going To Bring Another Bull Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. The first bull says, \u201cBoys, we all know I\u2019ve been here for 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66570,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The Rancher Was Going To Bring Another Bull.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66569","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/46.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66569\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe third bull says,\n