{"id":66604,"date":"2024-01-29T14:51:50","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T07:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66604"},"modified":"2024-01-29T14:51:50","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T07:51:50","slug":"jim-and-lena-were-driving-around-the-countryside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/jim-and-lena-were-driving-around-the-countryside\/","title":{"rendered":"Jim And Lena Were Driving Around The Countryside."},"content":{"rendered":"
Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk.\n
\u201cWe better take the skunk to the vet,\n Lena, just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm.\u201d\n \u201cBut, Jim, what about the smell?”\n \u201cDon\u2019t worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it.”\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jim And Lena Were Driving Around The Countryside. Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk. \u201cWe better take the skunk to the vet, Lena, just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm.\u201d \u201cBut, Jim, what about the smell?” \u201cDon\u2019t worry, Lena. The skunk will get\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66605,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Jim And Lena Were Driving Around The Countryside.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66604","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/56.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66604\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}