A 70 year old retired Military officer had one hobby \u2013 he loved to fish.\n
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say \u2018Pick me up.\u2019\n He looked around and couldn\u2019t see anyone.\n He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again say \u2018Pick me up.\u2019\n He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.\n The old man asked \u2018Are you talking to me?\u2019\n The frog said\n \u2018Yes, I\u2019m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I\u2019ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I\u2019ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!\u2019\n The old man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.\n The frog said \u2018What, are you nuts? Didn\u2019t you hear what I said?\u2019\n I said, \u2018Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.\u2019\n He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said\n \u2018Nah. I\u2019d rather like have a talking frog than a nagging wife.\u2019 With age comes wisdom.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A 70 Year Old Retired Military Officer Loved To Fish. A 70 year old retired Military officer had one hobby \u2013 he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say \u2018Pick me up.\u2019 He looked around and couldn\u2019t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66608,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A 70 Year Old Retired Military Officer Loved To Fish.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66607","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/57.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66607\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}