{"id":66613,"date":"2024-01-29T15:14:20","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T08:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66613"},"modified":"2024-01-29T15:14:20","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T08:14:20","slug":"a-young-boy-enters-a-barber-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-young-boy-enters-a-barber-shop\/","title":{"rendered":"A Young Boy Enters A Barber Shop."},"content":{"rendered":"

A Young Boy Enters A Barber Shop.\n

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,\n

\u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d\n

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,\n

\u201cWhich do you want, son?\u201d\n

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.\n

\u201cWhat did I tell you?\u201d said the barber. \u201cThat kid never learns!\u201d Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.\n

\u201cHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?\u201d\n

The boy licked his cone and replied,\n

\u201cBecause THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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