A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies\u2019 room of the gas station:\n
A man approached him and asked.\n
\u201cSonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?\u201d\n The little Johnny cheerily replied.\n \u201cSure, mister! Just go down this street two blocks and turn left. It\u2019s on the right. You can\u2019t miss it.\u201d\n The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said.\n \u201cI\u2019m the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday I\u2019ll show you how to get to Heaven!\u201d\n The little Johnny replied with a chuckle.\n \u201cYou\u2019re sh*tting me, right? You can\u2019t even find the Post Office!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies\u2019 room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked. \u201cSonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?\u201d The little Johnny cheerily replied. \u201cSure, mister! Just go down this\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66648,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66644","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/68.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66644\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}