{"id":66654,"date":"2024-01-29T16:50:16","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T09:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66654"},"modified":"2025-02-13T17:20:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T10:20:13","slug":"a-young-couple-came-into-the-church-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-young-couple-came-into-the-church-office\/","title":{"rendered":"A Young Couple Came Into The Church Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>A Young Couple Came Into The Church Office\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When they came to the question,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAre you entering this marriage of your own free will?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There was a long pause.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, the girl looked over at the apprehensive young man and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPut down yes!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Young Couple Came Into The Church Office A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease. When they came to the question, \u201cAre you entering\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":112834,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Young Couple Came Into The Church Office","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66654","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Young-Couple-Came-Into-The-Church-Office.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66654"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112836,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66654\/revisions\/112836"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>