{"id":66663,"date":"2024-01-29T17:04:23","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T10:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66663"},"modified":"2024-01-29T17:04:23","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T10:04:23","slug":"a-pigeon-a-snake-and-a-bear-are-debating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-pigeon-a-snake-and-a-bear-are-debating\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pigeon, A Snake, And A Bear Are Debating"},"content":{"rendered":"
A pigeon, a snake, and a bear are debating\n
\u201cSee that family over there,\u201d the pigeon says, looking at a happy family at a park,\n \u201cI can go over to their picnic and get the humans to give food.\u201d\n The snake and bear give a laugh.\n \u201cWe can all get food,\u201d they say.\n \u201cNo,\u201d the pigeon dictates,\n \u201cI can get them to give me food in a more creative way than you two.\u201d\n The pigeon flies over to the picnic, landing close to one of the plates.\n He flapped around, hopping, flying and cooing.\n The father looks over and laughs, taking a piece of bread and throwing it at the pigeon.\n The pigeon, carrying the bread over, eats it happily as the snake and bears the look on.\n \u201cPlease,\u201d the snake says, \u201cI can do better.\u201d\n The snake slithers up to the picnic, near the plate of muffins.\n As the snake slithered, the father let out a yelp.\n Immediately the father chased the snake away from the picnic until the snake was back with the pigeon and bear.\n The bear laughed. \u201cYou guys are amateurs,\u201d he said, rolling on the ground.\n \u201cAmateurs!\u201d said the pigeon,\n \u201cyou think they were afraid of the snake, what makes you think they\u2019re not going to be afraid of you?\u201d\n The bear smiled. \u201cJust watch,\u201d he said as he walked over to the picnic.\n The pigeon and snake watched as the bear approached the family. They dropped their jaws when to their absolute shock the family laughed and gave him a large plate of ribs.\n As the three ate the bear\u2019s prize, the pigeon looked down.\n \u201cI guess you were right,\u201d the pigeon reluctantly confirmed,\n \u201cbut all I want to know is, how you were able to do it.\u201d\n \u201cWell,\u201d the bear growled,\n \u201cI just asked. You know we can speak English, d@nmm sh!!!!!***\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Pigeon, A Snake, And A Bear Are Debating A pigeon, a snake, and a bear are debating \u201cSee that family over there,\u201d the pigeon says, looking at a happy family at a park, \u201cI can go over to their picnic and get the humans to give food.\u201d The snake and bear give a laugh.\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66664,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Pigeon, A Snake, And A Bear Are Debating","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66663","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/71.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66663\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}