{"id":67335,"date":"2024-02-02T23:51:38","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67335"},"modified":"2024-02-02T23:51:38","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:51:38","slug":"the-blind-mans-reply-is-gold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-blind-mans-reply-is-gold\/","title":{"rendered":"THE BLIND MAN\u2019S REPLY IS GOLD…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This man was getting annoyed by the ticking of the stick of a blind man.\n

THE BLIND MAN\u2019S REPLY IS GOLD.\n

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.\n

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.\n

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.\n

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is \u201cWhy don\u2019t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy\u201d\n

The blind man replies, \u201cIf you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we\u2019d be riding the bus, so shut up.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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