{"id":67335,"date":"2024-02-02T23:51:38","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67335"},"modified":"2024-02-02T23:51:38","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:51:38","slug":"the-blind-mans-reply-is-gold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-blind-mans-reply-is-gold\/","title":{"rendered":"THE BLIND MAN\u2019S REPLY IS GOLD&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-67356 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/13.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/13.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>This man was getting annoyed by the ticking of the stick of a blind man.\n</p><p><strong>THE BLIND MAN\u2019S REPLY IS GOLD.\n<p>Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.\n</p><p><strong>When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.\n<p>So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.\n</p><p><strong>After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, <strong>\u201cWhy don\u2019t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is <strong>\u201cWhy don\u2019t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy\u201d\n<p>The blind man replies, <strong>\u201cIf you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we\u2019d be riding the bus, so shut up.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This man was getting annoyed by the ticking of the stick of a blind man. THE BLIND MAN\u2019S REPLY IS GOLD. Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67356,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-67335","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/13.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67335\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></strong></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>