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A Boy Catches His Mother Having An Affair. You Wont Believe What Happens Next.\n A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.\n The woman\u2019s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.\n The little boy says, \u201cIts dark in here.\u201d \u201cMan \u201cThat\u2019s nice.\n \u201cBoy~ \u201cWant to buy it?\u201d\n Man \u2013 \u201cNo, thanks.\u201d\n Boy~ \u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d\n Man \u201cOK, how much? \n Boy~ \u201c$250\u201d In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.\n Boy \u201cIts dark in here. \u201c\n Man \u201cYes, it is. \u201c\n Boy~ \u201cI have a baseball glove. \u201c\n The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, \u201cHow much?\u201d \n Boy~ \u201c$750\u201d\n Man \u2013 \u201cFine. \u201cA few days later, the father says to the boy, \u201cGrab your glove, let\u2019s go outside and have a game of catch. \u201c\n The boy says, \u201cI can\u2019t, I sold my baseball and my glove. \u201c\n The father asks, \u201cHow much did you sell them for? \u201c\n Boy~ \u201c$1,000\u201d\n The father says, \u201cThat\u2019s terrible to overcharge your friends like that\u2026that is way more than those two things cost. I\u2019m going to take you to church and make you confess. \u201c\n They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.\n The boy says, \u201cIts dark in here. \u201cThe priest says, \u201cDon\u2019t start that crap again.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Boy Catches His Mother Having An Affair. You Wont Believe What Happens Next. A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman\u2019s husband also comes home. She puts\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67357,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67339","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/14.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67339\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe man says, \u201cYes, it is. \u201cBoy \u201cI have a baseball.\n