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Father Tells Son A Horrible Truth About His Mother. What Happens Next Is Priceless.\n One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, \u201cDad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George\u2019s dad took him aside, \u201c\n Son, I have to talk with you.\u201d \u201cLook at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she\u2019s a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.\n Susan is actually your half sister, and I\u2019m afraid you can\u2019t marry her. \u201cGeorge was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, \u201c\n Dianne said yes! We\u2019re getting married in June.\n Dianne is your half sister too, George. I\u2019m awfully sorry about this.\n Dianne is your half sister too, George. I\u2019m awfully sorry about this. \u201cGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. \n \u201cDad has done so much harm. I guess I\u2019m never going to get married,\u201d he complained. \u201cEvery time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister. \u201c\n Heheh,\u201d his mother chuckled, shaking her head, \u201cdon\u2019t pay any attention to what he says. He\u2019s not really your father.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Father Tells Son A Horrible Truth About His Mother. What Happens Next Is Priceless. One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, \u201cDad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67360,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67345","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/17.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67345\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}