{"id":67349,"date":"2024-02-02T23:41:13","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67349"},"modified":"2024-02-02T23:41:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:41:13","slug":"old-woman-gets-arrested-for-shoplifting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/old-woman-gets-arrested-for-shoplifting\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Woman Gets Arrested For Shoplifting&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-67362 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/19.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p><strong>Old Woman Gets Arrested For Shoplifting Her Husband\u2019s Reaction Is Hilarious\n<p>This is a story of a woman who stood before a judge after shoplifting from her local supermarket. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, <strong>\u201cWhat did you steal?\u201d\n<p>She replied, <strong>\u201cA can of peaches. \n<p><strong>\u201cSurprised at her calm demeanor, the judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.\n<p>Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.\n</p><p>The Judge said, <strong>\u201cThen I will give you 6 days in jail. \u201c\n<p>The Judge said, <strong>\u201cThen I will give you 6 days in jail. \u201c\n<p>Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman\u2019s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something on his wife\u2019s behalf.\n</p><p>The judge said, <strong>\u201cWhat is it? \u201c\n<p>The husband said,<strong> \u201cShe also stole a can of peas.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Woman Gets Arrested For Shoplifting Her Husband\u2019s Reaction Is Hilarious This is a story of a woman who stood before a judge after shoplifting from her local supermarket. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, \u201cWhat did you steal?\u201d She replied, \u201cA can of peaches. \u201cSurprised at her calm demeanor,\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67362,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67349","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/19-e1706892066282.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67349\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>