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A Trape Set by Wife For Husband and Maid …\n One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn\u2019t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed.\n The husband gave the old story: \u201cExcuse me my dear, my stomach\u201d & went to the bathroom.\n The wife promptly went into the maid\u2019s bed. She switched the lights off. When in he came silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started having S*x..\n When he finished, the Wife switched on the light & said: \u201cU didn\u2019t expect me in this bed, did u? \n \u201cNo Madam!\u201d said the Watchman!\n Moral of the story \u2013 Don\u2019t get too smart, u can be Screwed !!\n —————————-\n My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids.\n They just looked at us and said. \u201cSoooo\u2026.. \u2026did ya get out? \u201cSoooo\u2026.. \u2026did ya get out?\u201d\n My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.\n —————————\n A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said.\n His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question? \u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d \u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. In the meantime we\u2019re going to find where Portugal is.\u201d\n She gets a map of the state and can\u2019t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can\u2019t find Portugal.\n She gets a map of the city and can\u2019t find Portugal. \u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far. The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work everyday on her bicycle.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Trape Set by Wife For Husband and Maid … One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn\u2019t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed. The husband gave the old story: \u201cExcuse me my dear, my stomach\u201d & went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67483,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67467","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/45-e1707013901499.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67467\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}