{"id":67513,"date":"2024-02-05T09:17:25","date_gmt":"2024-02-05T02:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67513"},"modified":"2024-04-17T17:16:08","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T10:16:08","slug":"a-wife-with-7th-sense-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-wife-with-7th-sense-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wife with 7th Sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man phones his wife and asks her, <strong>\u201cHoney I\u2018ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod &amp; fishing box? We\u2019re leaving from the office &amp; I swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife noticed that there was something fishy in her husband\u2018s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he\u2019d caught any fish, and so on.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband said, <strong>\u201cYes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill &amp; a few Swordfish. But why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pyjamas?&rdquo;. To which the wife responded: <strong>\u201cI did &hellip;.. They&rsquo;re in your fishing box&rdquo;.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man phones his wife and asks her, \u201cHoney I\u2018ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod &amp; fishing box? We\u2019re leaving from the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74285,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man phones his wife and asks her, \u201cHoney I\u2018ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-67513","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-Wife-with-7th-Sense-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67513\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>