{"id":68922,"date":"2024-02-26T15:49:05","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68922"},"modified":"2024-02-26T15:49:05","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:49:05","slug":"the-husband-and-his-young-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-husband-and-his-young-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"The husband and his young wife"},"content":{"rendered":"
The husband and his young wife were not on good terms.\n In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.\n One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn\u2019t inform the husband.\n That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story, “Excuse me my dear\u2026my stomach,\u201d and disappeared towards the bathroom.\n The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs and into the maid\u2019s bed.\n She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came in silently…\n He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his weapon, got on top of her and bang her like there was no tomorrow.\n When he finished and while he was still panting, the wife said “You didn\u2019t expect to find me in this bed did you!!\u201d and switched on the light.\n \u201cNo madam\u201d, said the gardener.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn\u2019t inform the husband. That night when they went to bed, the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68925,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68922","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/The-husband-and-his-young-wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68922\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}