{"id":68922,"date":"2024-02-26T15:49:05","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68922"},"modified":"2024-02-26T15:49:05","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:49:05","slug":"the-husband-and-his-young-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-husband-and-his-young-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"The husband and his young wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband and his young wife were not on good terms.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn\u2019t inform the husband.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story, <span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;Excuse me my dear\u2026my stomach,\u201d and disappeared towards the bathroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs and into the maid\u2019s bed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came in silently&hellip;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his weapon, got on top of her and bang her like there was no tomorrow.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When he finished and while he was still panting, the wife said <strong>&ldquo;You didn\u2019t expect to find me in this bed did you!!\u201d and switched on the light.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo madam\u201d, said the gardener.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn\u2019t inform the husband. That night when they went to bed, the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68925,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68922","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/The-husband-and-his-young-wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68922\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>